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jeffy_wolf_2

jeff on the roof hes dead Lucia kick me off the roof jon and kenny walks in the house. Lucia see Jon and kenny. she a witeniss. jon and kenny go in the back yard they pick me up put me in the cofin i hawl. jeff come back from the dead as a wolf. jeff gits out of cofin calls for casper and jason. lucia in house reading a book some one nock one door lucia ansere casper at […]

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i pulled this out of the ocean for no reason

i walk into the ocean with my clothes on i see a big thing of seaweed and i pull it out in the hour. it was late night pitch dark i could not see anything and it was heavy duty. i wet my pants HAHAHA. ian and kenny had to use phones for lights so i could see. in morning i was asleep but when i wake up i saw seeweed all the way up on shore from waves. the […]

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sushi3

that was alot of good food we had on the happy hour. a little too expensive but people gotta cheaper down their prices. keep drinking soda eat shrimp maybe a little bit of nachos and play pool. the happy hour i am talking about was when jon louie steven kenny ian and me went to weekend party at beach house in san diego. sushi place called tomiko had good sushi but no alcahol i had soda at happy hour it […]

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homer

ok homer gets arrested. he’s in jail for a while. moe goes out on a date. moe says oh, right we’re goin to hawaii! homer still in jail. homer says who’s goin to hawaii? moe am i goin to hawaii? and then a cop come taps on the cage. hey you in there, stop sayin hawaii! the end from jeffy

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this is my drawing of a dolphin barfin

i was watchin tv. its called the simpsons. anyway there was a group of dolphins barfin. it was so funny i was laffin without barfin. the end.

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i drank naked

one day i walk in a store and got naked. went to pay for the drink the girl sed “so your naked” jeffy siad YA. look so i started drinkin naked.

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ah gross!

about 20 million years ago there was so many dinosaurs and then cave man and the dinosaurs and the cave man had a fight. the dinosaurs looked at the cave man and said you look delicous the cave man said oh my gosh lets start runnin! and then the cave man picked up their spear and throws it at the dinosaur they miss and got eaten. so the dinosaur got sick and barf because the cave man too big and […]

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hey it shmells in heer

in the beginning jeff had no money. he went around the block every once a week collect all the cans he could find. crush them all down save em all till there was 100 dollars. and id like to save all that money til christmas time. the end

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Digital StillCamera

funny thing maybe once in a while ill be walken down to am pm and my pants you know maybe fallin down a little bit and then i pull them back up. thats interesting stuff because my belt was on but it didn’t work. it was somewher in the afternoon and my pants wasnt quiiiite right even though i had a belt on and i pulld em up. what’s the deal with that i had a belt on. oh and […]

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Disneyland_snow_white_1

im gonna go bak to disneyland probebly never. ohhh good lord ther was another picture i wanted i forgot what oh now i know. but never probably never. too espensive dude. i dont have that kind of money i gotta eat. if somebody gav me a seson pass i dont know about that an ymore i gotta go to work an then i gotta do other things i dont think i have time to go to disneyland. it is the […]


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