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Haw do i do it? first 6 at 1nce then 16 at the same time. TWAH!

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cheek out more pitchers of me JEFFY when i was a punk kid name JEFFY [gallery link="file" columns="2"]

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Check out the scrip for my movie. these are my  notes. TWAH [gallery link="file" columns="2" orderby="title"]

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he forgot to pull down his real pantz! more hear

Jeff got hit in the niple by a burrito

Posted by jeffy On Jan - 20 - 2011 2 Comments
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this is the story about how my life got twist-turned upside down. i’d like to take a minute just sit right there i’ll tell you how i got hit in the niple by a burrito.

Jeffit’s #4

Posted by Ian On Jan - 20 - 2011 1 Comment
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Jeffy in the wild west

Posted by jeffy On Jan - 20 - 2011 Add Comments
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lets take a walk! this is the barber shop, this is the bullet room, this is the mud dog.

Pitchers of me when I was a youngster

Posted by Ian On Dec - 22 - 2010 8 Comments
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some pitchers of me when i was a youngster

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Here’s the deal. We’ve got Jeffy’s free iPhone & Android apps all ready to go, but we need to pay  $99 to get in the “Apple Developer Program” so we can actually publish the iOS version. Unfortuantely, neither Jeffy nor Ian can pay it themselves, so we’re asking Jeffy’s loyal fans to help him out. Check the picture for the current progress. We’d love to release them (and keep it free). Thanks for your help!

Jeffy’s Birthday Party Episode 1

Posted by Ian On Nov - 17 - 2010 1 Comment
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Jeff is known for his epic birthday parties, and this year was no exception. By his request it was a Rock n’ Roll themed pool party, which if you didn’t know means it was awesome. So here it is, Jeffy’s Super Cool Rock n’ Roll Pool Party in 95 Seconds.

Movie Review: Star Wars- Cologne Wars

Posted by Ian On Nov - 17 - 2010 Add Comments
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Jeff’s rating: F-/10

Jeffit’s #3

Posted by Ian On Nov - 17 - 2010 6 Comments
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November Update

Posted by jeffy On Nov - 17 - 2010 Add Comments
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Jeff gives a little update of whats goin on in his world for the month of November.

Happy Twahalloween

Posted by jeffy On Nov - 10 - 2010 7 Comments
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some pitchers from my party on the happyest day of the year


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